Urdu Jokes
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment?Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
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Showing posts with label husband wife jokes. Show all posts
37) Husband-Wife Jokes
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then did you invite the friend?
Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
30) * * * Silent Wife ! ! * * *
Man: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
22) Husband Wife Jokes
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.
He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.
He thinks: She must have reached there.
Hindi Version
Ik husband apni wife ke kirya kram (cremation) kar ke ghar lot raha tha.
Tabhi jor se bijli chamki aur badal garje.
Pati bola: Lagta hai pohonch gayi.
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