71) Stupid Blonde Jokes

Here are Stupid Blonde Jokes

Blonde Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Blonde Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same sexy charming girl whom I married 20 years back.

69) Small Jokes

Bihar is a small backward state of India. Laloo is the chief minister that state.

Japanese Prime Minister: Give me Bihar for 3 years, we will turn it into Japan.

Laloo: Give me Japan for 3 months, I will turn it into Bihar.

38) Patient-Doctor Short Jokes

Patient: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Doctor: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

37) Husband-Wife Jokes

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then did you invite the friend?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

29) Marriage Expenses

Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

Dad: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

28) Piano Man

"Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano?"
"I can't see the agony of the audience."

24) Santa at grave

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

A man asked: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?"

Santa: My wife's first husband.

1) Santa-Banta Jokes

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's cousin brother.