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I got this Funny SMS Jokes from a sweet beautiful blond girl friend.
A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this funny thing and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?
Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.
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Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then did you invite the friend?
Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
