30) * * * Silent Wife ! ! * * *

Man: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

14) Lawyers Jokes

Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: $200 for 3 questions.

Man: Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?