Showing posts with label pakistani jokes. Show all posts
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56) Urdu Jokes

Urdu Jokes
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment?

Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

53) Pakistani Jokes

A Pakistani husband wife angry with each other and were not talking to each other.

Husband left a note on sifebedside table, that said: "Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."

Next morning, Husband awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "It's 5 O' Clock, get up.