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Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment?Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
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Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
A Pathan joined army and was given a gun.
Pathan to Commander: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Commander: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.