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56) Urdu Jokes

Urdu Jokes
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment?

Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

46) Pathan Jokes

A Pathan joined army and was given a gun.

Pathan to Commander: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.

Commander: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.