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Showing posts with label short pathan jokes. Show all posts

57) Pathan Jokes

Pathan's donkey was missing. Pathan was praying and thanking God.

A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"

Pathan: I am thanking Him that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.

46) Pathan Jokes

A Pathan joined army and was given a gun.

Pathan to Commander: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.

Commander: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.