A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"
Pathan: I am thanking Him that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.
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A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"
Pathan: I am thanking Him that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.
A Pathan joined army and was given a gun.
Pathan to Commander: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Commander: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.