53) Pakistani Jokes

A Pakistani husband wife angry with each other and were not talking to each other.

Husband left a note on sifebedside table, that said: "Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."

Next morning, Husband awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "It's 5 O' Clock, get up.

46) Pathan Jokes

A Pathan joined army and was given a gun.

Pathan to Commander: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.

Commander: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.