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Showing posts with label dirty doctor patient jokes. Show all posts

44) Doctor Patient Jokes

Patient: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.

Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

38) Patient-Doctor Short Jokes

Patient: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Doctor: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.