A Gujju husband & his wife were talking.
Harassed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
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A Gujju husband & his wife were talking.
Harassed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
Seeing this, her friend asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
"No," Gujju girl replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."