Three insurance salesmen of different companies were having a chat.
First: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.
Second: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.
Third: That's nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
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Q. Define Life Insurance.
A. A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
